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Sweet mother, we have an intense week ahead of us, lovelies.

First, we have a new moon in the sign of sensual, earthy, practical, comfort loving Taurus on the 15th/16th. Being in the midst of Taurus season still, themes around beauty, love, money, and your possessions have been on the table to examine. We’re looking for something real in these categories and nothing else will suffice. It looks like that same expectation will be amped up at this new moon, bringing to the forefront of our minds what needs to go and what can stay; what’s real and what’s not. The insightful astrologer Leah Whitehorse from leahwhitehorse.com says,

Taurus…It’s all about stopping to smell the roses, comfort and security, sensual pleasure and enjoying the good life. Work hard, play hard could be this sign’s motto. With a powerful practical streak, Taurus prefers a safe, well-trodden path and…

There’s a lot of confusion and misinformation out there regarding what Tarot is and is not. Can Tarot readers really tell the future? Are Tarot readers Satanists? Is it all just a load of malarkey? Here’s a short post to dispel some confusion and explain some of the things that Tarot absolutely can do.

1. Predict the Winning Lotto Numbers

It’s a well-kept secret that all Tarot readers know the winning lottery numbers. We can predict them with 100% accuracy. However, the Grand High Council of Tarot Readers (located at international top-secret Tarot headquarters in Kansas City, MO) strictly regulates who we’re allowed to tell. The Supreme Tarot Reader keeps a list of names locked in her file cabinet, which was written down by the very first Tarot reader at the dawn of time. Only the people whose names are written on this list are allowed to win the lottery.